I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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