Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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