In the future we'll all be gay
We named our party play list daddy issues
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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