Is it because I queefed?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
worst night to have a conscience
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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