Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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