I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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