Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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