Yo dont text me then not text me
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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