I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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