Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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