the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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