Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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