How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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