i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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