I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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