dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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