You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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go home
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
tell me about the fingering
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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