its not stalking. its research.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Life without a bra equals bliss.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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