you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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