And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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