What a fucking waste of an outfit
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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