For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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