I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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