I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
