WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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