what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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