we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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