He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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