just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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