And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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