Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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