Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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