At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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