theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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