Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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