Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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