Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
send nudes
from the living room?
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