He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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