Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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