he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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