Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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