She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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