y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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