I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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