why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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