So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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