I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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