Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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