I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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