So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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