I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You smell like a Billy Joel song
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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