ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Enjoy the penises
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
