i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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