No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.