You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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