So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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