i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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