In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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