Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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