not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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