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so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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